Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site sjuvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!sjuvax!7995pk13 From: 7995pk13@sjuvax.UUCP (kirsch) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Are jokes really offensive... Message-ID: <945@sjuvax.UUCP> Date: Wed, 13-Mar-85 10:10:53 EST Article-I.D.: sjuvax.945 Posted: Wed Mar 13 10:10:53 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 15-Mar-85 05:39:44 EST Reply-To: 7995pk13@sjuvax.UUCP (kirsch) Organization: St. Josephs University, Phila. PA. Lines: 25 I've noticed a lot of people out there are complaining about Ethiopian jokes and how they offend people. I don't know any Ethiopians but personally I own a blue elephant, my relatives all occupy the front row at Willie Nelson concerts, I presently have seven dead babies, I have leprosy, my mother's best friend's niece is Helen Keller's 2nd cousin, I own two ducks who put out forest fires,my favorite number is 74, and my dog is the one that was caught by that man and was forced to drop a turd in someone's desk. And yet, I just wanted to let everyone know that no of the aforementioned things or people are offended by the jokes on the net. (All right the dead babies wrote to Dear Abby about it but they now understand ) To be honest, the blue elephant thinks the elephant jokes are pretty good but next time someone writes a joke think of the consequences because my blue elephant broke three sets of good china trying to hide upside in a bowl of custard! So, you see, no one is offended about all these jokes and my blue elephant told me that he doesn't think the Ethiopians would be either. After all if you weren't supposed to be able to laugh at yourself and others in any situation, then God wouldn't have invented public restrooms. -- Paul Kirsch St. Joseph's Univ. {allegra | astrovax | bpa | burdvax}!sjuvax!7995pk13 Phila., Pa. Where do birds go when it rains ? ================================================================================