Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site sjuvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!sjuvax!7995pk13 From: 7995pk13@sjuvax.UUCP (kirsch) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Jesus Joke (OFFENSIVE) Message-ID: <958@sjuvax.UUCP> Date: Fri, 15-Mar-85 11:33:05 EST Article-I.D.: sjuvax.958 Posted: Fri Mar 15 11:33:05 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 17-Mar-85 01:17:59 EST Reply-To: 7995pk13@sjuvax.UUCP (kirsch) Organization: St. Josephs University, Phila. PA. Lines: 17 This joke isn't really a joke but it seemed to be so terribly tasteless for Lent so I decided to share it... What did God say to Jesus at Calvary??? "You may be my son but if you drop that cross one more time I throw you out of this parade!" -- Paul Kirsch St. Joseph's Univ. {allegra | astrovax | bpa | burdvax}!sjuvax!7995pk13 Phila., Pa. Where do birds go when it rains ? ================================================================================