Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site inset.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!mcvax!ukc!qtlon!ist!inset!dave From: dave@inset.UUCP (Dave Lukes) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Winston Churchill's sayings Message-ID: <515@inset.UUCP> Date: Wed, 13-Mar-85 07:40:01 EST Article-I.D.: inset.515 Posted: Wed Mar 13 07:40:01 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 17-Mar-85 21:06:05 EST References: <> <>, <339@nmtvax.UUCP> Organization: The Instruction Set Ltd, London Lines: 21 Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Winston Churchill's sayings References: <> <>, <339@nmtvax.UUCP> 2 famous Churcillisms come to mind immediately: ``Winston, if I were your wife I would put poison in your brandy'' ``Madam, if you were my wife I would drink it'' And: In the House of commons urinal, Churchill was answering nature's call when his Labour rival (the P.M. of the time) walked in to do the same, upon which Churchill moved to the other side of the urinal. Upon being asked why, he said: ``Whenever you see anything big you always want to nationalise it''. ``Peel Me a Grape, Ronald'' Dave Lukes (!ukc!inset!dave)