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Subject: Bar Room Etiquette
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Date: Fri, 15-Mar-85 23:51:40 EST
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This was on a card in:

Allston Depot Resturant
Allston, Mass





			Bar Room Etiquette


	 1. Enter bar room very noisily.

	 2. Be seated at the bartender's work bench.

	 3. Grab an ashtray and pound on bar.

	 4. Whistle loudly, holler "Hey you!"

	 5. Order a mixed drink and when he serves it,
	    be sure to tell him he didn't put anything in it.
	
	 6. Never pay when served.

	 7. If he happens to be busy, keep him engaged
	    in conversatition.

	 8. Ask him every few minutes when the house is
	    going to buy.
	
	 9. Knock you ashes on the bar instead of the
	    ashtray.
	
	10. Blow them off on his ice.

	11. After consuming drink leave empty glass on
	    bar and go to rest room.  When you return
	    ask him what in h___ he did with your drink.
	    Sometimes it works.
	
	12. If his barspoon is on top of bar, just stick it
	    in your pocket.  He won't mind, and it makes a
	    good souvenir.

	13. Tell him how well you know the boss, and your
	    your credit is good.  That TOO works sometimes.
	
	14. When you pay, be sure you give him the exact
	    amount.  Wait a few minutes, then ask him for
	    your change.  You may get it.
	
	15. NEVER tip the Bartender.

	16. If you owe the bartender when you are ready
	    to leave, try to sneak out without paying.

							Mike Hiller
							Interactive