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Subject: Don't Read This
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Date: Sat, 16-Mar-85 01:05:19 EST
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Posted: Sat Mar 16 01:05:19 1985
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Nf-From: ISM780!michaelf    Mar 15 09:39:00 1985










	      A little boy approached a little girl sitting in a sandbox.
       Feeling kind of cocky, he boasted, "I got a new pail and shovel".
       Not to be outdone, the girl boasted of her new doll. They exchanged
       status stories until finally, the boy dropped his pants and said
       "Yeah, but I got one of these." The girl ran home crying.

	      Needless to type, the boy walked up to the girl again the
       next day. He boasted of his new tricycle this time. The girl felt
       compelled to brag about her new puppy. Frustrated again, the boy
       pulls down his pants and says "Well, I still have one of
       these."

	      The girl stands up and pulls down her pants and says,"Well,
       I've got one of these and my mommy says if I have one of these I
       can get as many of those as I want".