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From: rblanders@watrose.UUCP (Robyn Landers)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: I dont get it
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Date: Mon, 18-Mar-85 14:52:55 EST
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Posted: Mon Mar 18 14:52:55 1985
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There have been two jokes go by that I still don't get.
HELP! The first one was

Q. Why do architects build they're houses backwards?
A: So they can watch T.V.  

The second was the one about two souls floating to Heaven who see
two eagles, say "Ah, eagles", but the eagles are too polite to reply.

By the way, the other reason that manhole covers are round, in addition
to the fact that that shape won't fall through itself, is that you
can roll them into place. (Do you want to carry a 2 foot square slab
of iron?)

-- 
"you probably don't believe me, but it's true"

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