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From: 7995pk13@sjuvax.UUCP (kirsch)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Winston Churchill quotes.(?)
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Date: Wed, 20-Mar-85 13:27:50 EST
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Posted: Wed Mar 20 13:27:50 1985
Date-Received: Fri, 22-Mar-85 01:27:06 EST
Reply-To: 7995pk13@sjuvax.UUCP (kirsch)
Organization: St. Josephs University, Phila. PA.
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So everybody's looking for Churchill quotes huh? Here are a few I think
he said:

           All is fair in love, war and when I'm sumo wrestling
           (To the troops on the Japanese coast)

           Why does it hurt when I pee?
           (To his doctor after several manoeuvres he made on the western front)

           Should this empire last forever men will still say this is our
           finest hour
           (To his escort at an orgie in a London flat)

           It's not over till it's over
           (What he said in the men's room after sampling the water in
            a resturant in Mexico)

            A Mine is a terrible thing to waste
            (What he said to the troops clearing out an abandoned German
             Minefield)


Now before someone sends me hate mail I just wanted to inform you that these
quotes are probably by Churchill they could have been by someone else. These
quotes may have been the product of someone's twisted mind -- possibly my own.
So if you happen to pray to Churchill every night don't have a butterscotch
enema about my jokes I'm sure Winston old boy isn't offended (He's Dead)

-- 
Paul Kirsch                                             St. Joseph's Univ.
{allegra | astrovax | bpa | burdvax}!sjuvax!7995pk13      Phila., Pa.

Where do birds go when it rains ?

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