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Subject: Mathematical Joke
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Date: Thu, 21-Mar-85 12:10:20 EST
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There was this mathematician who went into the business of building
machines for pumping water out of the ground. His machines were in
really great demand, and people were worried that they wouldn't be
able to obtain them, so he decided to prove a theory that stated that
any person could send in an application to buy one. Of course, he
called it 
		The Well Ordering Theorem
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Answer: Algebra.
Question: What kind of underwear do mermaids wear?

	Wayne