Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site dartvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!whuxl!whuxlm!harpo!decvax!dartvax!merchant From: merchant@dartvax.UUCP (Peter Merchant) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: War Stories Message-ID: <2849@dartvax.UUCP> Date: Thu, 21-Mar-85 10:15:28 EST Article-I.D.: dartvax.2849 Posted: Thu Mar 21 10:15:28 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 23-Mar-85 01:33:37 EST Distribution: net Organization: Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH Lines: 33 { Poof. } I just saw a joke here that (dare I say it?) reminded me of another one. What's the difference between a fairy tale and a war story? A fairy tale starts off "Once upon a time..." and a war story starts off "No shit, there we were..." -- "Something's moving at the speed of light" Peter Merchant