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From: jayt@ssc-vax.UUCP (Jay T McCanta)
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Subject: drinking joke
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Date: Mon, 18-Mar-85 18:41:18 EST
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George was complaining to Tom about how much his wife nags him about his 
nights out with the boys.

"It never fails," George was lamenting. "I try to be as quite as I can.
It takes me two minutes just to unlock the door so that I won't make a sound.
Then I take my pajamas into the bathroom to change.  I pee onto the side o
the bowl so I won't make any noise.  Then I slip into bed. But no matter how 
quiet I am she always  wakes up."

"George,"  Tom replied, "I never have the problem.  I rattle my keys, change
in the bedroom, pee in the middle of the toilet, flush, and then climb into
bed, slap my wife on the fanny and ask - How about a little tonite, dear? 
And you know what?  She never seems to be awake."

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