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From: rjv@ihdev.UUCP (ron vaughn)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: a joke in net.jokes!!
Message-ID: <191@ihdev.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 21-Mar-85 13:14:15 EST
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Posted: Thu Mar 21 13:14:15 1985
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*** EGASSEM RUOY HTIW ENIL SIHT ECALPER ***

ok, ok, everyone bitches and moans about no "jokes" in net.jokes.
this one isn't brand-spanking new, but i like it....

two women are talking:

jane: 	"so, how did your date with ted go last night?"

ann: 	"well, up and down.  we had a wonderful meal, saw a great show, went
	out bar hopping, and then went back to his place to shack up for
	the night."

jane:	"well?? how was he??"

ann:	"not too bad, but he's so goddamn self-centered."

jane:	"what do you mean?"

ann:	"he used one of those ribbed rubbers."

jane:	"what's so self-centered about that?  sounds kind of fun."

ann:	"he put it on inside-out!"


	arr-arr-arr,

	ron vaughn	...!ihnp4!ihdev!rjv