Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/17/84; site mhuxt.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!techpub From: techpub@mhuxt.UUCP (mcgrew) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Fish Story Message-ID: <700@mhuxt.UUCP> Date: Fri, 22-Mar-85 09:16:33 EST Article-I.D.: mhuxt.700 Posted: Fri Mar 22 09:16:33 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 23-Mar-85 02:42:49 EST References: <5213@tektronix.UUCP> Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Murray Hill Lines: 17 > > >>>>>>>> Fishermen do it for the halibut. > >>>>>>> Not tonight, I have a haddock... > >>>>>> But, if she's pregnant, is it an act of cod? > >>>>> No, but she may be a bit of a Pratt :-) > >>>> Remember, she might have done it on porpoise. > >>> Probably. S'had a superb bass, and I've been herring > >>> rumors that Salmon Bob flounder to be a tuna fun -- > >>> until she gave them both the crabs! > >> They were prawn to them anyway. > > The whole thing is such a fish story! > Personally, I think the whole story smelt, and I'm sharked to see such a thing! > I also understand that they were perched on the fence at the time. *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH A WHALE OF A STORY *** She should have conched him on the head and drove away in her stingray!