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From: 7995pk13@sjuvax.UUCP (kirsch)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: More Mommy Jokes (Offensive?)
Message-ID: <986@sjuvax.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 21-Mar-85 11:31:46 EST
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Posted: Thu Mar 21 11:31:46 1985
Date-Received: Sat, 23-Mar-85 03:04:18 EST
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Organization: St. Josephs University, Phila. PA.
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Here are a few mommy jokes I heard in 7th grade. (For some of us that's
not that long ago...)


Mommy Mommy it's cold, dark and damp down here!

Shut up or I'll flush again!



Mommy Mommy why is daddy staggering in the field?

Shut up and Reload!



Mommy Mommy what happened to the scabs that were on your face?

Shut up and eat your corn flakes!


Mommy Mommy I don't like visiting Grandma!

Shut up and keep digging!


If you didn't find these jokes funny I guess you've never studied the
lateral motion of the water in a toilet tank either! (well actually I never
have either but oh well, never mind!) You see in Philadelphia we find this
type of thing funny (Hence the success of our sports teams...)

-- 
Paul Kirsch                                             St. Joseph's Univ.
{allegra | astrovax | bpa | burdvax}!sjuvax!7995pk13      Phila., Pa.

Where do birds go when it rains ?

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