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From: rick@uwmacc.UUCP (the absurdist)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Firewalking (moved from followup)
Message-ID: <814@uwmacc.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 21-Mar-85 13:45:52 EST
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Posted: Thu Mar 21 13:45:52 1985
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References: <330@boulder.UUCP> <4372@ucla-cs.ARPA>
Reply-To: rick@uwmacc.UUCP (Rick Keir)
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Summary: 

In article <4372@ucla-cs.ARPA> srt@ucla-cs.UUCP (Scott Turner) writes:
>As part of step-up day for high school seniors, professors from the Physics
>department at UCLA walk on hot coals and perform other "unexplainable" feats.
>They aren't doing it to fleece people out of their money, either.
>
>						-- Scott Turner

	Here at Wisconsin, Professors can walk on water.
However, the EPA promises that NEXT year the pollution in Lake 
Mendota will have been fixed.
-- 
"Alan Turing thought about criteria to settle the question of whether
machines can think, a question of which we now know that it is about
as relevant as the question of whether submarines can swim."
					-- Edgser Dijkstra

Rick Keir -- MicroComputer Information Center, MACC
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