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From: stern@bnl.UUCP (Eric Stern)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: martian jokes
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Date: Wed, 20-Mar-85 17:30:53 EST
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Posted: Wed Mar 20 17:30:53 1985
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> 
> 	About 12 years ago, National Lampoon did a bunch of Martian
> jokes (presumedly because they weren't worried about what martians
> would do if they got offended). I don't recall very many, but some
> were clever, and many were gross or dumb.

During the energy crises I heard the following:

I have some good news and some bad news.
























The bad news is that the martians have invaded ...























And the good news is that they eat congresspeople, and piss gasoline.

					Eric Stern