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From: rjw@ptsfc.UUCP (Rod Williams)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Funeral Humor
Message-ID: <345@ptsfc.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 13-Mar-85 14:23:30 EST
Article-I.D.: ptsfc.345
Posted: Wed Mar 13 14:23:30 1985
Date-Received: Mon, 25-Mar-85 02:37:33 EST
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Organization: Pacific Bell, San Francisco
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Shamelessly stolen from Herb Caen's column in the
San Francisco Chronicle (3/13/85):

         Vice-President George Bush got to Moscow for
         Chernenko's funeral and ewas stopped by a gueardard 
         who asked "Where's your pass?"

         Replies Bush:























         "I have a season ticket."
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 rod williams
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