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From: craig@hp-pcd.UUCP (craig)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: definition of a wife (rude)
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Date: Tue, 19-Mar-85 10:31:00 EST
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Posted: Tue Mar 19 10:31:00 1985
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Nf-From: hpcvlo!craig    Mar 19 07:31:00 1985

Definition of a wife:  An attachment a man screws on his bed to
do house work.