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From: josh@v1.UUCP (Josh Knight)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Re: Joke (rot 13)
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Date: Thu, 21-Mar-85 19:11:10 EST
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> >> 
> >> 4 `Ta fgTaW\aZ ba T Uhfl fgeXXg VbeaXe fXXf T U_\aW `Ta j\g[ T fXX\aZ XlX WbZ
> >> TggX`cg\aZ gb Vebff g[X fgeXXg. G[X WbZ WeTZf g[X U_\aW `Ta bhg \agb g[X Uhfl
> >> fgeXXg j\g[bhg jT\g\aZ Ybe g[X geTYY\V/Vebff\aZ _\Z[gf, Uhg WbXf fhVVXffYh__l
> >> ZXg [\` TVebff g[X fgeXXg. 6bag\ah\aZ TVebff g[X bg[Xe \agXefXVg\ba g[X WbZ 
> >> WbXf g[X fT`X g[\aZ TZT\a, fg\__ j\g[bhg WT`TZ\aZ g[X U_\aW `Ta. G[X `Ta g[Tg
> >> fXXf g[\f VT__f bhg gb g[X U_\aW `Ta TaW Tf^f "7b lbh eXT_\mX g[X WTaZXebhf
> ... 7 more lines of gibberish...
> 
> *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE ***
> 
> Looks like the Russians are finally on the net.  Russian ASCII?[RUSCII]
> 
> Hi, NSA!
> 
> 			Kchula-Rrit
 
Here's the joke....


 A man standing on a busy street corner sees a blind man with a seeing eye dog
 attempting to cross the street. The dog drags the blind man out into the busy
 street without waiting for the traffic/crossing lights, but does successfully
 get him across the street. Continuing across the other intersection the dog 
 does the same thing again, still without damaging the blind man. The man that
 sees this calls out to the blind man and asks "Do you realize the dangerous way
 your dog helped you across the street?" and proceeded to give a blow by blow
 description, to which the blind man listened quietly , and then replied "thank
 you very much" and called to the dog , rumaging a doggy bisquit from his coat
 pocket. The other man, shocked by such ironic behavior asks "why are you going
 to reward this dog for almost getting you killed ?". To which the blind man 
 replies, "I'm not, I'm just going to find his head so that I can kick him in
 the balls."

Evidently a broken rot13??, anyway, the thing that unscrambles it is

 tr 'TUVWXYZ\[\\\]\^_`abcdefghijklm456789:;<=>ABCDEFGHIJKLMN' 'abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzABCDEFGHIJKNOPQRSTUVWXYZ' <$1 >$2

I also edited in a couple of line feeds that got lost somehow.

		Josh Knight, IBM T.J. Watson Research
    josh at YKTVMX on BITNET, josh.yktvmx.ibm on CSnet,
    ...!philabs!v1!josh