Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP
Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site ut-ngp.UUCP
Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!whuxl!whuxlm!akgua!mcnc!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!ut-sally!ut-ngp!mercury
From: mercury@ut-ngp.UUCP (Larry E. Baker)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Yellow Snow (slightly offensive, no rot)
Message-ID: <1488@ut-ngp.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 23-Mar-85 17:37:31 EST
Article-I.D.: ut-ngp.1488
Posted: Sat Mar 23 17:37:31 1985
Date-Received: Tue, 26-Mar-85 06:55:04 EST
Organization: University of Texas at Austin
Lines: 16

Copied from Joe Ely's Campfire Nightmares (bulletin board) in Austin, TX:

 Two neighbors.  The McFees and the Vickers.  Mr. McFee comes over to
 Mr. Vickers' house and says, 'Yer son's been pissing in my snow.'  Mr.
 Vickers sez, 'So?' and McFee sez, 'Now yer son hasta marry mah
 daughter.'  Mr. Vickers sez, 'What does mah son pissing in yer snow
 have to do with mah son havin' ta marry yer daughter?'  Mr. McFee sez,
 'Well he wrote her name.'  And Mr. Vickers sez, 'So what?'  McFee sez,
 'It was in her handwriting...'

If this is in somebody's 'fortune' file, has been posted before, or is
copywrighted by somebody somewhere, forgive me, for I have sinned. *I*
found it in the 'bathroom wall' section of the aforementioned bulliten
board.

Larry Baker (mercury@ut-ngp)