Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site watdaisy.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!watdaisy!ndiamond From: ndiamond@watdaisy.UUCP (Norman Diamond) Newsgroups: net.jokes.d Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: JAP Message-ID: <7117@watdaisy.UUCP> Date: Sun, 24-Mar-85 16:00:19 EST Article-I.D.: watdaisy.7117 Posted: Sun Mar 24 16:00:19 1985 Date-Received: Mon, 25-Mar-85 02:02:07 EST References: <1418@ut-ngp.UUCP> <4206@ucla-cs.ARPA> <780@uwmacc.UUCP>, <4979@ukc.UUCP>, <235@wuphys.UUCP> <990@sjuvax.UUCP> Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario Lines: 28 > > Attributes are: > > > > 1) Jewish > > 2) Generally from affluent family. > > 3) Self-centered. > > 4) Very clothes, make-up, hair, etc. conscious. > > 5) Spoiled absolutely rotten by her parents ( mainly daaaaaady ). > > 6) Appears to be generally helpless. > > 7) Frigid. > > I would agree with all of these... except (1). You don't have to be Jewish > to be a JAP! In fact, most of the JAPs I know aren't Jewish. Do you also know some non-Protestant WASPs? And non-Anglo-Saxon WASPs? These people are all the same though. We need to invent a catch-all pejorative for them. That is, for those whose attributes (listed above) earn it. -- Norman Diamond UUCP: {decvax|utzoo|ihnp4|allegra}!watmath!watdaisy!ndiamond CSNET: ndiamond%watdaisy@waterloo.csnet ARPA: ndiamond%watdaisy%waterloo.csnet@csnet-relay.arpa "Opinions are those of the keyboard, and do not reflect on me or higher-ups."