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From: davet@oakhill.UUCP (Dave Trissel)
Newsgroups: net.misc
Subject: Re: Worst song titles
Message-ID: <362@oakhill.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 17-Mar-85 06:28:26 EST
Article-I.D.: oakhill.362
Posted: Sun Mar 17 06:28:26 1985
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Reply-To: davet@oakhill.UUCP (Dave Trissel)
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Summary: 

In article <3017@cbneb.UUCP> adm@cbneb.UUCP writes:

>How 'bout worst song titles?  Two of my favorites are:
>"Don't hit your grandmother with a shovel, it makes a bad impression
>on her mind", and
>"I've got tears in my ears, from lying on my back in bed as I cried
>over you".
>(Honest, these are real songs!)
>Any others?

How about "Rats in Your Room" circa 1964 on a Miami radio station
(a black comedy along the lines of "They're Coming to take Me Away")
      and
"Howcome Your Dog don't Byte Nobody but ME?"  which my brother and I
bought for 29 cents at the local 7eleven (1963). This was a serious twangy
nasal C&W song.

And if you thought the titles were bad........