Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site eneevax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!allegra!bellcore!decvax!genrad!panda!talcott!harvard!seismo!umcp-cs!eneevax!phaedrus From: phaedrus@eneevax.UUCP (The Sophist) Newsgroups: net.misc,net.physics,net.sci Subject: Perpetual Motion Machine (Honest!) Message-ID: <261@eneevax.UUCP> Date: Wed, 13-Mar-85 11:12:45 EST Article-I.D.: eneevax.261 Posted: Wed Mar 13 11:12:45 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 16-Mar-85 03:37:24 EST Distribution: net Organization: EE Dept, Maryversity of Uniland Lines: 34 Xref: watmath net.misc:7539 net.physics:2243 net.sci:286 This is weird stuff. I hope you have had your morning coffee. Maybe you should go get another cup before you read this. This morning (Wed. 3/13/85) I heard on National Public Radio's "Morning Edition" about some inventor in Louisiana who applied for a patent for a machine that puts out more energy than it takes in (don't start laughing yet). He claims that it is *not* a perpetual motion machine; he says that it gets its `energy' from the `magnetic field' (quotes are mine). Well, understandably the patent office said very loudly, "No bloody way!" So, this guy takes them to court with a whole bunch of "expert witnesses", including some scientist from Sperry-Univac in Minnesota (I think). This scientist and a former patent official support this inventor's claim (i.e., they say, "it is true!"). So, the judge told the patent office to write up a patent. But they still refused...and that is all I remember. Since, I heard this at five o'clock in the morning, my recollection of the story is kind of sketchy. What I would like to know is: First, has anyone else heard the story? Second, does anyone believe this? If (so/not) (why/why not)? Third, is the Sperry-Univac guy on the net? If so, you want to explain yourself? Third, was NPR making a joke, and I was just too sleepy to catch it or, should everybody start selling their Public Utility Shares? -- Pravin Kumar Don't bother me! I'm on an emergency third rail power trip. ARPA: phaedrus!eneevax@maryland UUCP: {seismo,allegra,brl-bmd}!umcp-cs!eneevax!phaedrus