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From: houts@reed.UUCP (Bill Houts)
Newsgroups: net.rumor
Subject: Monica: Portrait of a Lying Hussy
Message-ID: <1114@reed.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 18-Mar-85 23:49:41 EST
Article-I.D.: reed.1114
Posted: Mon Mar 18 23:49:41 1985
Date-Received: Thu, 21-Mar-85 03:06:51 EST
References: <1107@reed.UUCP>
Reply-To: houts@reed.UUCP (Bill Houts)
Organization: Reed College, Portland, Oregon
Lines: 29
Keywords: frowzy dame
Summary: 

In article <1107@reed.UUCP> suki@reed.UUCP (Monica Nosek) writes:
>
>Rumor has it:
>	Bertolt Brecht will be making a rare personal
>appearance at the Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall on August
>19th, 1985, in honor of the national cheesewright's holiday.
>
>You heard it here first.
>
>

The rumors of the imminent appearance of Mr. Brecht at the Concert Hall are
just that --rumors; vicious and unsubstantiated.  However, I have it on good
authority that Rula Lenska will be appearing with H. P. Lovecraft at the 
Civic Auditorium on May 11, 1985. The famous couple will give a lecture on 
the use of surrealist art in Gerber Baby Food commercials. 



-- 

Bill Houts
(a.k.a. Captain Chaos)
Cosmic Color Control 
tektronix!reed!houts

"I claim to be the Kleenex reborn."