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From: suki@reed.UUCP (Monica Nosek)
Newsgroups: net.rumor
Subject: Bill:  Portrait of a mealy-mouthed slime
Message-ID: <1120@reed.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 19-Mar-85 17:06:43 EST
Article-I.D.: reed.1120
Posted: Tue Mar 19 17:06:43 1985
Date-Received: Fri, 22-Mar-85 23:52:21 EST
Reply-To: suki@reed.UUCP (Monica Nosek)
Organization: Reed College, Portland, Oregon
Lines: 15
Keywords: baloney, macaroni, Marchionni
Summary: virulent pacifist!  cheese-monger!

In article <1114@reed.UUCP> houts@reed.UUCP (Bill Houts) writes:
>The rumors of the imminent appearance of Mr. Brecht at the Concert Hall are
>just that --rumors; vicious and unsubstantiated.  However, I have it on good
>authority that Rula Lenska will be appearing with H. P. Lovecraft at the 
>Civic Auditorium on May 11, 1985. The famous couple will give a lecture on 
>the use of surrealist art in Gerber Baby Food commercials. 

Hey, Bill!
	Nyahh nyahh!
I believe that's "Luke Spencer and the crew of the
Loveboat", not "Rula Lenska and H.P. Lovecraft".  
Also, they'll be appearing at the Coliseum on April 3, 1985,
and lecturing on strained peas as an artistic medium.

So you're WRONG!!!  Wazzbies to you!