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From: rastaman@ihdev.UUCP (Biding my time)
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Subject: Re: Perpetual Motion Machine (Honest!)
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Date: Tue, 19-Mar-85 09:51:22 EST
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> > I've heard of this before, that it's being suppressed, and no wonder, you
> > think the oil companies want it manufactured?  We wouldn't be their slaves
> > any more!
> 
> And how about that pill that you could dissolve in a tank full of
> water for fuel, instead of gasoline?  My, those oil companies also
> suppressed that invention!  (Which is why we never heard about it.)

The pill's perpetrator, a guy by the name of Guido Something-or-other,
claimed that the UFO that he got the fuel pills from was going to
land one night in a field in Warrenville, Illinois.  Hundreds of people
showed up, but not the UFO.  It should be noted that the field was
just across Warrenville Road from *AMOCO's Warrenville Research
Center*!!!!!!!!!  And just to show you the power of these running
dog capitalist oil-mongering slavers, Guido was imprisoned for
FRAUD after the Amocoites obviously scared off the benevolent aliens 
and Guido's investors got mad.

(Guido is in prison; he really did find some dupes to invest.  The
field is on Herrick Lake Road between Butterfield Road and Warrenville
Road in Warrenville.  Sort of a glowing testimonial to Dupage County,
isn't it?)

	ihnp4!ihdev!rastaman
	Give me all your money, I'll make you immortal.