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From: schultz@bgsuvax.UUCP (Steven Schultz)
Newsgroups: net.singles,net.flame
Subject: RE: RE: Six-pack as a unit of measurement - GO FOR IT! (Dear Isaac)
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Date: Wed, 20-Mar-85 09:15:01 EST
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Posted: Wed Mar 20 09:15:01 1985
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>>    I would like to recommend a few additions to the survey:
>>	. . .
>>		9.  Highest speed attained during trip
>>		. . .
>>		12. How many other cars you or your passengers mooned
>>
>>		13. Favorite drinking song (and how many times/verses sung
>>		    during the trip)
>
>Gee, that's really great. Wait a minute, I've got some that are even better:
>
>14. Number of kids run over (double this if you managed to keep your license).
>
>15. Number of abdomens impaled on steering shafts.
>
>16. Number of bodies thrown through windshields.
>
>Well, this sure is fun but I've got to get back to work. I guess you can
>take it from here.
>
>Isaac Dimitrovsky

     My God, Isaac, did you read the first two paragraphs of my article?
Or did you just pick out the parts that sparked the I-just-have-to-make-
this-stupid-redundant-public-service-announcement-against-drinking-and-driving
part of your soul?  I guess I should have littered that article with several
hundred smiley faces [ :-) ] so you would understand that the article had been
written in jest(albeit somewhat demented humour for some folk out there). 

     I would like to express my most sincere remorse for disturbing your work
day by posting my disgusting article to the net.

     Steven Schultz

"Flame me, or go to hell . . . it's your choice!" 
                                          -sks
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