Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site decwrl.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!akgua!whuxlm!harpo!decvax!decwrl!dec-rhea!dec-lymph!arndt From: arndt@lymph.DEC Newsgroups: net.flame Subject: ** MY PEOPLE, MY PEOPLE ** Message-ID: <1481@decwrl.UUCP> Date: Wed, 3-Apr-85 15:34:49 EST Article-I.D.: decwrl.1481 Posted: Wed Apr 3 15:34:49 1985 Date-Received: Fri, 5-Apr-85 02:23:20 EST Sender: daemon@decwrl.UUCP Organization: DEC Engineering Network Lines: 49 ( picture me standing on a balcony with my arms upraised ) Well, well, well. There seems to be a Ken Arndt Cargo Cult forming across the nets. My detractors mulitply like vermin. Stoop shouldered, chinless, and humorless, they form a line and shuffle forward to the keyboard to rant and rail against me. No mind. They shall not prevail! My supporters also grow. And we shall overcome!! MY PEOPLE! I will restore you to your former glory! The 'yuppies' are sterile! No ideas, no values (other than affluence and a hand mirror), and no way to reproduce. Rejected by and rejecting their parents (most of them are latch key children or raised in a holding pen by strangers - it's called 'Day Care'.) MY PEOPLE! We shall prevail! Here are my instructions: o form groups and support Ted Kennedy for '88. o never speak of the inner city condo ghettos in perjuritive terms (when the end comes it will help to have them all in one place) (the few in the suburbs will be easy to pick up because they) (will be out raking their lawns at all hours.) o get yourself a good handgun - 9mm, or one of the larger cal. (use hollow point - SPLAT!) Remember, the 'yuppies' are a one-generation group. The few children they decide to have will fork them into the ovens without batting an eye, so well will they have been 'taught' about human relationships by their parents. Either the 'Traditional Values' will win out or a new 'Neo-Nazi' value system will take over. Either way the 'yuppies' are doomed!! Genetic freaks of Ma Evolution! WE SHALL PREVAIL!!! . . . cough, cough, . . . gasp. (Say, this is fun.) Stay tuned, true believers! Ken Arndt