Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site osu-eddie.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!osu-eddie!beslove From: beslove@osu-eddie.UUCP (Adam Beslove) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Re: Armless, legless jokes (may be offensive to quadroplegics (sp?)) Message-ID: <212@osu-eddie.UUCP> Date: Mon, 1-Apr-85 15:01:54 EST Article-I.D.: osu-eddi.212 Posted: Mon Apr 1 15:01:54 1985 Date-Received: Tue, 2-Apr-85 05:00:31 EST References: <377@nmtvax.UUCP> <5913@ucbvax.ARPA> Distribution: net Organization: Ohio State Univ., CIS Dept., Cols, Oh. Lines: 19 > In article <377@nmtvax.UUCP> lautzy@nmtvax.UUCP writes: > > >Q. What do you call an armless, legless man in the water? BOB > >Q. What do you call an armless, legless man on the wall? ART > >Q. What do you call an armless, legless man on the porch? MATT > > A woman with one leg shorter than the other Eileen > A woman with a fake leg Peggy What do you call a Japanese woman with one leg shorter than the other? Irene >>>>Adam Beslove (aka Odious Verity) ====================================================================== (UUCP: ...!cbosgd!osu-eddie!beslove) peace, sex, sunshine, (CSNet: beslove@ohio-state) fast cars, warm rain, (ARPA: beslove%ohio-state.csnet@CSNET-RELAY) fast planes, love and oreos.