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From: jcjeff@ihlpg.UUCP (jeffreys)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: May be offensive to people who suffer from haemmorrhoids (ROT13)
Message-ID: <341@ihlpg.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 2-Apr-85 22:54:04 EST
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Posted: Tue Apr  2 22:54:04 1985
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Gur genva jnf ehaavat gb gvzr, jura nyy bs n fhqqra fbzrobql chyyrq
gur rzretrapl oenxr. Gur Thneq jnyxrq guebhtu gur genva ohg jnf hanoyr
gb qvfpbire gur phycevg. Ur fhezvfrq gung jub rire fgbccrq gur genva 
jbhyq or sbhaq va bar bs gur jnfu-ebbzf. Ur jnyxrq onpx guebhtu ur genva
hagvy ur sbhaq n jnfu-ebbz gung jnf ybpxrq. Gur Thneq gura tbg bhg uvf
cnff xrl naq bcrarq gur qbbe, bayl gb svaq n zna fvggvat ba gur gbvyrg.

"Qvq lbh chyy gur rzretrapl oenxr ?" dhvmmrq gur Thneq.
"Lrf V qvq" ercyvrq gur zna.
"Jul ?" gur Thneq nfxrq.
"Orpnhfr V'ir tbg unrzbeeubvqf" fnvq gur zna
"Gung'f abg n irel tbbq ernfba" ercyvrq gur Thneq, jub jnf abg irel
unccl ng gur srroyr rkphfr.
"V'ir gbb unir unrzbeeubvqf", ur pbagvahrq, "ohg V qba'g tb ebhaq fgbccvat
gur genva, orpnhfr bs vg"
Gur zna, abg jnagvat gb gur Thneq gb trg nal natevre, ercyvrq.......





























"Ohg lbhe unrzbeeubvqf ner abg jenccrq nebhaq gur nkyr, ner gurl"


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        Sebz gur xrlf bs Evpuneq Wrsserlf ( Oevgvfu Pvgvmra Birefrnf )        
                rzcyblrq ol Abegu Nzrevpna Cuvyvcf Pbecbengvba                
                @ NG&G Oryy Ynobengbevrf, Ancreivyyr, Vyyvabvf                
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