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From: ethan@utastro.UUCP (Ethan Vishniac)
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Subject: Re: What is 6 * 9?
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Date: Mon, 25-Mar-85 14:16:39 EST
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Posted: Mon Mar 25 14:16:39 1985
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> 
> at home, in my refrigerator, there is an incredibly inteligent piece
> of slime sitting on top of a 7 year old piece of pizza. everything in the
> universe INCLUDING your god was created by this piece of slime 7 years 
> ago. it is obviously the supreme being, as it created YOUR god to do all
> the dirty work like blowing the clouds around, and making sure fires 
> are hot enough to burn things, while it sits around and drinks Perrier.
> everything works the way it does simply because it is the way this piece
> of slime WANTS it to work. it is pointless to ask why as we are to stupid to
> understand. 
> 
> This theory is OBVIOUSLY the most sophisticated and correct, after all,
> it answers EVERYTHING!! Can we all go home now?
> 
>                                         -the venn buddhist.
> 
*** REPLACE THIS SLIME WITH YOUR MESSIAH ***

I think this deserves an award as the most compelling reason *not* to clean
out refrigerators I have ever heard.

"Don't argue with a fool.      Ethan Vishniac
 Borrow his money."            {charm,ut-sally,ut-ngp,noao}!utastro!ethan

*Anyone who wants to claim these opinions is welcome to them.*