Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site ur-cvsvax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!whuxl!whuxlm!akgua!sdcsvax!dcdwest!ittvax!decvax!genrad!panda!talcott!harvard!seismo!rochester!ur-cvsvax!gary From: gary@ur-cvsvax.UUCP (Gary Sclar) Newsgroups: net.singles Subject: Re: Re: Taste of contraceptive jelly Message-ID: <182@ur-cvsvax.UUCP> Date: Mon, 25-Mar-85 12:18:33 EST Article-I.D.: ur-cvsva.182 Posted: Mon Mar 25 12:18:33 1985 Date-Received: Thu, 28-Mar-85 06:26:43 EST References: <1389@utah-gr.UUCP> Organization: Center for Visual Science, U. of Rochester Lines: 31 > The problem with the taste of contraceptive jellies like > Ortho-Gynol is that if you put enough on the diaphragm to > do a thorough job of protecting the woman, then it tends > to get all over her labia when the diaphragm is inserted. > Subsequently it ends up all over the tongue of her partner, > if they are doing that kind of thing, and the Ortho-Gynol > tries to do to the man's taste buds what it's supposed > to do to his sperm. Yechhhh!! > > Regards -- Walt Haas > uucp: ...{decvax|ihnp4|seismo}!utah-cs!haas > ARPA: Haas@Utah-20 An idea for a new commercial venture- since so much of this kind of thing goes on, (indeed the more the merrier) {***SLURP,SLURP; YUM YUM***} how would people react to spermacidal jelly in different **Flavors**; in fact- send me suggestions as to your favorite (peaches, blueberries, black rasberry, rocky road; sushi flavored maybe) or whatever your favorites might happen to be; while we're on the subject- does anybody know if, in fact, it's (jelly) bad for you; should tubes of it carry a surgeon general's warning; how did the FDA test it anyway (spread it on crackers?); if it kills sperm what is it doing to me? are all our tounges and whatevers going to fall out 20 years down the line? perhaps they (the FDA) should put their money where my mouth is!! p.s.- a friend of mine recommends- 'Get that part of it over before you put that stuff in'; he may have something there. Gary Sclar @ Center for Visual Science;U. of Rochester Rochester, N.Y. 14627 {seismo,decvax,etc.!rochester!ur-cvsvax!gary}