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From: bifrost@reed.UUCP (Alan Schmidt)
Newsgroups: net.travel
Subject: Customs.  Canada's ain't the worst.
Message-ID: <1174@reed.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 26-Mar-85 03:21:37 EST
Article-I.D.: reed.1174
Posted: Tue Mar 26 03:21:37 1985
Date-Received: Tue, 2-Apr-85 06:46:53 EST
Reply-To: bifrost@reed.UUCP (Alan Schmidt)
Organization: Reed College, Portland, Oregon
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Summary: 

smile as their faces turn red as they glare at your
passport and spit, "Why have you been out of the country so long?"
"Long," in this case, is any period of time over a month an a half.

	"Civil servant" is somewhat of a misnomer, since they're
anything but civil.  Their mothers must have never taught them how to be
polite.

	For the record, I'm 20, groomed conservatively.

Heimdal
..tektronix!reed!bifrost

P.S.  I've left the smilies (:-)) out, since they would ruin my dry-ish 
      humor.  Insert them where necessary.