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Subject: A Modest Proposal
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Date: Tue, 26-Mar-85 15:53:59 EST
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       I propose that the bombing of abortion clinics be made LEGAL!!

That way we do away with the crime per se (and think of all those poor people
sneaking around back alleys to get explosives and suffering pangs of conscience
when bombing) and, since people will do it anyway no matter what the law says,
the law against it is plain silly.

Stand up and be counted for the right to BOMB!!!

Who are these people who would limit the ways I have to express myself??
How dare they try to stuff their morals down my throat!!!

STAND UP FOR CHOICE!!!!!, AMERICA!  Bombing is as American as apple pie.

Who's behind this attempt to limit our freedoms??  Norman Lear??  Connie Chung??
Turn back the tide!  Let's make mugging legal.  That would raise the employment
figures for poor black youths right away!  Poor whites as well, eh.  Let's not
play favorites.  Let's see.  Think of the suffering of the muggers that drives
them to the deed.  If it were legal they could hold up their heads in society
and even form unions!  They'll do it anyway, right?

You take it from here . . . 

Keep chargin'

Ken Arndt