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From: hav@dual.UUCP (Helen Anne Vigneau)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Re: Phil's .signature : twits :: flame : moths
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Date: Wed, 27-Mar-85 15:51:31 EST
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=> Jesus Kee-rist! The guy says he's putting this in to see what kind of reponse
=> he gets and he actually gets one.  How stupid can people be?  Obviously a
=> rhetorical question.

=> And here we go with that damn smiley-face stuff!  Can't you read English,
=> Helen or Anne?  I've got to hand it to Phil; few things are funnier than
=> baiting someone who doesn't seem to be in on the joke.  (But, then, maybe it
=> isn't a joke to her, eh?)

Ohboyohboyohboy.  Here we go again.  Pay careful attention, buzzard-breath.
First of all, my name is Helen Anne.  Why else do you think I'd put that at
the end of my follow-up article?  Now back to the topic at hand.  Are you a
newcomer to the net?  (Rhetorical question; you must be.)  No, I'm not
stupid, but I do get offended at stupid remarks.  Should I be any less
offended because someone's sense of humor is in poor taste?  Look, I know the
guy; this isn't his usual style.  The signature that started this whole
business (you remember, the one about the left thumb of a touch-typist?)
wasn't in the least offensive.  Howzabout I change my signature to the
time-honored "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle?"  Do
two wrongs make a right?  Does your friend Jesus Kee-rist (whoever that is)
see any sense in this?

=> And invoking the Name of Ardnt in vain!  For shame.

Whaddya mean?  It's the best use of his name (at least that I've seen) in a
long time.  Oh wait a minute.  I get it.  You and *Ken who Arndt all there*
are buddies.  I should have known from the beginning.  Well, no use talking
to you.  Anyone who has the perverted idea of logic that the two of you do,
well, I don't need to waste my lunch hour on that kind of crap.

=> Get real, Helen, Anne -- the both of you.

Just one of me, sorry.

=> Ray Lubinsky, University of Virginia, Dept. of Computer Science

BFD.  (Translation upon request.)

=> ``My love is real.  Can't you see it runnin' down your leg?''--Root Boy Slim

Thought it was running down your cheek.

Helen Anne

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             perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer.
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