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From: nyssa@abnji.UUCP (nyssa of traken)
Newsgroups: net.flame
Subject: Re: Personal Defense
Message-ID: <520@abnji.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 9-Apr-85 07:46:43 EST
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Posted: Tue Apr  9 07:46:43 1985
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>> Well, where I live the streets are kept clean by the local gangs.  I just pay
>> money to Doug, who comes by every week.  I've even been moving up in their
>> organization, to the point where I've been allowed to drive the tank when
>> we take people out for a scrape when they don't pay.
>> 
>> Alas, Dinsy, the leader of the gang, is back in jail for accidentally
>> destroying Luton with a tactical nuclear weapon!
>
>*** REPLACE THIS MESS WITH YOUR LINEAGE ***
>Was that the "other other operation?"  Also, would that be the same Doug and
>Dinsy who nailed my head to a coffee table last month?

Um, no.  We deny all knowledge.  (Wait, I thought that was you lot.)

The Other other operation was where we threatened to beat people up if
they didn't give us their money.  We have grown since then, and, in fact,
handle General Dynamics defense contracts, where we threaten to test the
new weapons in Arlington, VA, unless they pay.

I thought you were scheduled to have a coffee table screwed into your back.

>--Cardinal Biggles, @ the Spanish Inquisition (Among our weaponry ARE such 
>diverse elements AS:  fear, surprise, a fanatical devotion to the Pope...)
-- 
James C. Armstrong, Jnr.  ihnp4!abnji!nyssa

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