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From: jordan@ucbvax.ARPA (Jordan Hayes)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: math ?
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Date: Mon, 25-Mar-85 22:47:47 EST
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Posted: Mon Mar 25 22:47:47 1985
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Reply-To: jordan@ucbvax.UUCP (Jordan Hayes)
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I thought I saw something like this a while ago, but was
in too much of a hurry to set things straight...

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a toad ?

A: |elephant| |toad| sin theta -- right ?

but then a friend told me:

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a mountain climber ?

A: Nothing -- a mountain climber is a (get this...) *scaler* !

sorry...

/jordan
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