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From: fox@daemen.UUCP (Merlin)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Baked beansSubject: Baked beans  (rot 13)
Message-ID: <358@daemen.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 25-Mar-85 19:55:55 EST
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Posted: Mon Mar 25 19:55:55 1985
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Organization: Daemen College, Amherst New York
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   Gurer bapr jnf n zna jub ybirq gb rng onxrq ornaf.  Gur bayl ceboyrz jnf
gung nobhg na ubhe nsgre gurz ur jbhyq fgneg gb cnff tnf.  Jryy nf gvzr jrag
ba fnvq zna qrpvqrq gb trg zneevrq, orpnhfr bs guvf ur qrpvqrq (ntnvafg uvf
jvyy) gb fgbc rngvat onxrq ornaf. 

   Gvzr tbrf ba.......

   Bar qnl guvf zna vf pbzvat ubzr sebz jbex jura uvf pne oernxf qbja. Fb ur 
qrpvqrf gung ur fubhyq pnyy uvf jvsr naq gryy ure gung ur'yy or yngr naq gung
ur vf tbvat gb jnyx gur erfg bs gur jnl ubzr.  Fb ur tbrf vagb n erfghnenag 
naq pnyyf uvf jvsr.  Jryy nf ur vf jnyxvat bhg ur frrf guvf fcrpvny sbe onxrq
ornaf ***OVT CYNGR BS ONXRQ ORNAF  BAYL 2.50***  Guvf zna guvaxf gb uvzfrys
V unira'g unq onxrq ornaf va n ybat gvzr. V'yy trg n cyngr naq jnyx gurz bss
ba zl jnl ubzr.

  Gurz zna trgf gur ornaf naq rngf gurz gura ur jnyxf ubzr...bayl ur qbrfa'g 
cnff nal tnf. Jura ur trgf ubzr uvf jvsr zrrgf uvz ng gur qbbe naq gryyf uvz
fur unf n fhcevfr sbe fhccre, bayl vg'f abg ernql lrg naq gung ur unf gb chg
ba n oyvaqsbyq fb ur qbrfa'g frr. Ur chgf gur oyvaqsbyq ba naq fur yrnqf uvz 
vagb gur qvaavat ebbz naq fvgf uvz qbja ng gur fhccre gnoyr. Gura fur tbrf 
bhg vagb gur xvgpura gb svavfu fhccre.

  Va n pbhcyr bs zvahgrf ur fgnegf gb cnff uvf tnf <EEEEEVVVVVVCCCCCC> ur yrgf
bar tb. Gunax Tbq fur'f va gur xvgpura, ur guvaxf, <EEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVCCCCCC>
ur yrgf nabgure bar tb.  Guvf tbrf ba naq ba naq ba naq ba naq ba. Svanyyl vg
fgbcf. Uvf jvsr nyy guvf gvzr unf orra va gur xvgpura svavfuvat fhccre. Fur
gura pbzrf va naq chgf n cyngr va sebag bs uvz naq fnlf urer'f lbhe fhcevfr!!

  Pna lbh thrff jung uvf fhcevfr sbe fhccre vf?

 

 Ab, abg n cyngr bs onxrq ornaf ohg 12 qvaare thrfgf fvggvat nebhaq gur gnoyr!