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From: ronbe@tekred.UUCP (Ron Bemis )
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Looney Tunes part II
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Date: Sat, 23-Mar-85 05:06:22 EST
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Posted: Sat Mar 23 05:06:22 1985
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	Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh!
	-Alan Sherman

Hello muddah, hello fadduh.
Here I am at Camp Granada.
Camp is very entertaining.
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.

I went hiking with Joe Spivey.
He developed poison ivy.
You remember Leonard Skinner?
He got tomy poisoning last night after dinner.

All the couselers hate the waiters.
And the lake has alligators.
And the head coach wants no sissies.
So he reads to us from something called Ulysseys.

Now I don't want this should scare you
but my bunkmate has malaria.
You remember Jeffrey Hardy?
They're about to organize a searching party.

Take me home oh muddah, faddah.
Take me home I hate Granada.
Don't leave me out in the forest where
I might get eaten by a bear.

Take me home I promise I will not make noise
or mess the house with other boys.
Oh please don't make me stay
I've been here one whole day.

Dearest faddah, darling muddah,
how's my precious little bruddah?
Let me come home if you miss me.
I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me.

Wait a minute, it stopped hailing.
Guys are swimming, guys are sailing.
Playing baseball, gee that's better.
Muddah, faddah, kindly disregard this letter.
-- 
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	...tektronix!tekred!ronbe (Ron Bemis)