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From: ronbe@tekred.UUCP (Ron Bemis )
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Looney Tunes part III
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Date: Sun, 24-Mar-85 15:13:10 EST
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Posted: Sun Mar 24 15:13:10 1985
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		The Streak
		-Ray Stevens

Hello everyone, this is your action news reporter with
all the news that is news across the nation on the
scene at the supermarket.  There seems to have been
some disturbance here.  Pardon me, sir, did you see
what happened?

Yeah, I did.  I was standin' over there by the tomaters
and here he come, runnin' through the pole beans,
through the fruits and vegetables, naked as a jaybird.
And I hollered over to Ethyl, I said, "Don't look,
Ethyl".  But it was too late, she'd already be in the
scenes.

Here he comes.  There he goes.  And he ain't wearin' no
clothes.  Oh, yes they call it the streak.  The fastest
thing on two feet.  He's just as proud as he can be of
his anatomy.  He gonna give us a peek.  Oh yes, they
call it the streak.  He likes to show off his physique.
If there's an audience to be found, he'll be streakin'
around, invitin' public critique.

This is your action news reporter once again, and we're
here at the gas station.  Pardon me, sir, did you see
what happened?

Yeah, I did.  I'se just in here gettin' my car checked,
and he just appeared out of the track.  Come streakin'
around the grease rack there.  Didn't have nothin' on
but a smile.  I looked in there and Ethyl was gettin'
her a cold drink.  I hollered, "Don't look Ethyl".  But
it was too late.   She'd already been mooned.  Flashed
her right there in front of the shock absorbers.

He ain't crude.  He ain't lude.  He's just in the mood
to ride in the nude.  Oh, yes they call it the streak.
He likes to turn the other cheek.  He's always makin'
the news wearin' just his tennis shoes.  Yes you could
call him unique.

Once again your action news reporter in the booth at
the gym covering the disturbance at the basketball
playoffs.  Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

Yeah, I did.  Halftime I'se just goin' down there to
get Ethyl a snow cone.  Here he come, right out of the
cheap seats, dribblin'.  Right down the middle of the
court.  Didn't have on nothin' but his Keds.  Made a
hook shot and got out through the concession stand.  I
hollered up at Ethyl, I said "Don't look Ethyl".  But
it was too late.   She'd already got a free shot.
Grand stand.  Right there in front of the holdin' pin.

Here he comes again.  Who's that with him?  Ethyl, is
that you, Ethyl?  What do you think you're doin'?  You
get your clothes on!  Ethyl, where you goin'?  Ethyl,
you shamin' prissy!  Say it isn't so, Ethyl.  Ethyl...!
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