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From: jcjeff@ihlpg.UUCP (jeffreys)
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Subject: Continuing Education Courses
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Date: Fri, 29-Mar-85 09:44:27 EST
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Posted: Fri Mar 29 09:44:27 1985
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Found this floating around at work, thought it ought to be shared:

               CONTINUING EDUCATION COURSES - SPRING 1985


BUSINESS AND CAREER

   BC101   How I Made $100 In Real Estate
   BC102   Money Can Make You Rich
   BC103   Packaging And Selling Your Children
   BC104   Career Opportunities In El Salvador
   BC105   How To Profit From Your Own Body
   BC106   The Underachiever's Guide To Very Small Business Opportunities
   BC107   Tax Shelters For The Indigent
   BC108   Looter's Guide To American Cities
   BC109   Mortgage Reduction Through Arson

HEALTH AND FITNESS

   HF202   Creative Tooth Decay
   HF203   Exorcism And Acne
   HF204   The Joys Of Hypochondria
   HF205   High Fiber Sex
   HF206   Suicide And Your Health
   HF207   Biofeedback And How to Stop
   HF208   Skate Yourself To Regularity
   HF209   Understanding Nudity
   HF210   Tap Dance Your Way To Ridiculous
   HF211   Optional Body Functions
   HF212   Dressing Right/Dressing Left:  How It Can Change Your Life
   HF213   The Braille System Of Anatomy

ARTS AND CRAFTS

   AC303   Self Actualization Through Macrame
   AC304   Needlecraft For Junkies
   AC305   Cuticle Crafts
   AC306   Gifts For The Senile
   AC307   Bonsai Your Pet

ECONOMICS

   EC403   Convert Your Kirby Vacuum To A Fully Automatic Rifle
   EC404   How To Convert Your Family Room Into A Garage
   EC405   Burglarproof Your Home With Cement
   EC406   Basic Kitchen Taxidermy
   EC407   Sinus Drainage At Home
   EC408   1001 Uses For Your Kirby Vacuum
   EC409   Repair And Maintenance Of Your Virginity
   EC410   How To Convert A Wheelchair Into A Dune Buggy
   EC411   Christianity And The Art Of R.V. Maintenance
   EC412   Cat Hair Macrame
   EC413   What To Do With Your Conversation Pit

SELF-IMPROVEMENT

   SI500   Creative Suffering
   SI501   Overcoming Peace Of Mind
   SI502   You And Your Birthmarks
   SI503   Guilt Without Sex
   SI504   The Primal Shrug
   SI505   Ego Gratification Through Violence
   SI506   Molding Your Child's Behavior Through Guilt And Fear
   SI507   Dealing With Post-Realization Depression
   SI508   Whine Your Way To Alienation
   SI509   How To Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretense And Ostentation

-- 
 [ Why pander life's complexities,
            when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat - The Smiths ]
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