Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site zaphod.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!ihnp4!alberta!sask!zaphod!bobd From: bobd@zaphod.UUCP (Bob Dalgleish) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: FISH STORY Message-ID: <217@zaphod.UUCP> Date: Thu, 28-Mar-85 14:29:32 EST Article-I.D.: zaphod.217 Posted: Thu Mar 28 14:29:32 1985 Date-Received: Sat, 30-Mar-85 01:34:55 EST References: <1316@decwrl.UUCP> Organization: Develcon Electronics, Saskatoon, SK Lines: 23 > > >>>>>>>>> Fishermen do it for the halibut. > >>>>>>>> Not tonight, I have a haddock... > >>>>>>> But, if she's pregnant, is it an act of cod? > >>>>>> No, but she may be a bit of a Pratt :-) > >>>>> Remember, she might have done it on porpoise. > >>>> Probably. S'had a superb bass, and I've been herring > >>>> rumors that Salmon Bob flounder to be a tuna fun -- > >>>> until she gave them both the crabs! > >>> They were prawn to them anyway. > >> The whole thing is such a fish story! > >Personally, I think the whole story smelt, and I'm sharked to see such a > >thing! > >I also understand that they were perched on the fence at the time. > My ex-friend Gill, whose now anenome, said that if you shelled > out a fin, she shore would show you a whale of a time. With fronds like that, who needs anenome? -- [The opinions expressed here are only loosely based on the facts] Bob Dalgleish ...!alberta!sask!zaphod!bobd ihnp4! (My company has disclaimed any knowledge of me and whatever I might say)