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From: faustus@ucbcad.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Realistic Pop Songs
Message-ID: <163@ucbcad.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 27-Mar-85 22:56:53 EST
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Posted: Wed Mar 27 22:56:53 1985
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I Wanna Have Sex With You
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Hey, you, I wanna have sex with you
You're pretty good looking
And my friends will be impressed
And I'm sick of my girlfriend
So, I wanna have sex with you

Drugs Are Fun
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Man, I'm a lazy bum
I don't like work
Thinking gives me a headache
So I like to take drugs a lot

Rock N Roll
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We like to make money
So we play a lot of pop music
Who cares if it's lousy
Just so long as people will pay us