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From: lautzy@nmtvax.UUCP
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Subject: Armless, legless jokes (may be offensive to quadroplegics (sp?))
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Date: Tue, 26-Mar-85 05:26:09 EST
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Posted: Tue Mar 26 05:26:09 1985
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Q.  What do you call an armless, legless man in the water?
A.  Bob.

Q.  What do you call an armless, legless man on the wall?
A.  Art.

Q.  What do you call an armless, legless man on the porch?
A.  Matt.

Any more out there?

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                                -Lautzy (Romulan)

"Herbert, you are STIFF!"...