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From: js2j@mhuxt.UUCP (sonntag)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: FISH STORY
Message-ID: <722@mhuxt.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 29-Mar-85 16:07:22 EST
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Posted: Fri Mar 29 16:07:22 1985
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> > 
> > >>>>>>>>> Fishermen do it for the halibut.
> > >>>>>>>> Not tonight, I have a haddock...
> > >>>>>>> But, if she's pregnant, is it an act of cod?
> > >>>>>> No, but she may be a bit of a Pratt :-)
> > >>>>> Remember, she might have done it on porpoise.
> > >>>> Probably.  S'had a superb bass, and I've been herring
> > >>>> rumors that Salmon Bob flounder to be a tuna fun --
> > >>>> until she gave them both the crabs!
> > >>> They were prawn to them anyway.
> > >> The whole thing is such a fish story!
> > >Personally, I think the whole story smelt, and I'm sharked to see such a 
> > >thing!
> > >I also understand that they were perched on the fence at the time.
> > My ex-friend Gill, whose now anenome, said that if you shelled
> > out a fin, she shore would show you a whale of a time.
> With fronds like that, who needs anenome?
That's a pretty shad story.  Halibut trying to cheer it up?
-- 
Jeff Sonntag
ihnp4!mhuxt!js2j
    "I spied me a cadillac window uptown, there was nobody around.
     So I got into the driver's seat, and I drove down 42nd street.
     In my cadillac!  Good car to drive.  After a war."-Dylan (talking WWIII)