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From: daemon@decwrl.UUCP (The devil himself)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Truly tasteless jokes
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Date: Mon, 25-Mar-85 13:27:26 EST
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Posted: Mon Mar 25 13:27:26 1985
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Please excuse if these are repeats.....

Q. What do you get when you cross an Iranian with a Mexican?

A. Oil of Ole'


Q. What do you get when an epileptic falls into a lettuce patch?

A. Seizure Salad


Q. What did Raggedy Anne say to Pinocchio as she was sitting on his face?

A. Tell the truth! Tell a lie! Tell the truth! Tell a lie!


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