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From: hall@beta.DEC (DAN HALL   DTN 264-5879)
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Subject: FISH STORY
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Date: Mon, 25-Mar-85 17:06:29 EST
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Posted: Mon Mar 25 17:06:29 1985
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>>>>>>>>> Fishermen do it for the halibut.
>>>>>>>> Not tonight, I have a haddock...
>>>>>>> But, if she's pregnant, is it an act of cod?
>>>>>> No, but she may be a bit of a Pratt :-)
>>>>> Remember, she might have done it on porpoise.
>>>> Probably.  S'had a superb bass, and I've been herring
>>>> rumors that Salmon Bob flounder to be a tuna fun --
>>>> until she gave them both the crabs!
>>> They were prawn to them anyway.
>> The whole thing is such a fish story!
>Personally, I think the whole story smelt, and I'm sharked to see such a 
>thing!
>I also understand that they were perched on the fence at the time.
My ex-friend Gill, whose now anenome, said that if you shelled
out a fin, she shore would show you a whale of a time.

Dan Hall
DEC, Merrimack, NH
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