Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site osu-eddie.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!osu-eddie!barton From: barton@osu-eddie.UUCP (Gary Barton) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: President Reagan's Hearing Aids Message-ID: <203@osu-eddie.UUCP> Date: Sat, 30-Mar-85 16:23:13 EST Article-I.D.: osu-eddi.203 Posted: Sat Mar 30 16:23:13 1985 Date-Received: Sun, 31-Mar-85 05:25:04 EST Distribution: net Organization: Ohio State Univ., CIS Dept., Cols, Oh. Lines: 23 Stolen from a Johnny Carson monologue : After several months of wearing a hearing aid, President Reagan complained that his hearing was "imbalanced". Thus he was fitted for a second hearing aid for the other ear. My question is "Why does President Reagan need two hearing aids ?". He never listens to anyone on the left anyway !!! -- Gary Barton Ohio State University (UUCP: cbosgd!osu-eddie!barton) (CSNet: barton@ohio-state) =========================================================================== The views expressed here are : 1) of questionable utility,intelligence,authenticity, & legality. 2) generically disclaimed. ===========================================================================