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From: jordan@ucbvax.ARPA (Jordan Hayes)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Armless, legless jokes (may be offensive to quadroplegics (sp?))
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Date: Sun, 31-Mar-85 14:48:42 EST
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Posted: Sun Mar 31 14:48:42 1985
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In article <377@nmtvax.UUCP> lautzy@nmtvax.UUCP writes:

>Q.  What do you call an armless, legless man in the water? BOB
>Q.  What do you call an armless, legless man on the wall?  ART
>Q.  What do you call an armless, legless man on the porch? MATT

A woman with one leg shorter than the other		Eileen
A woman with a fake leg					Peggy

eh ?

/jordan
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