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From: vohra@ut-sally.UUCP (Pavan Vohra)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Re: Armless, legless jokes (may be offensive to quadroplegics (sp?))
Message-ID: <1461@ut-sally.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 3-Apr-85 14:31:04 EST
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Posted: Wed Apr  3 14:31:04 1985
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Reply-To: vohra@ut-sally.UUCP (Pavan Vohra)
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Organization: U. Texas CS Dept., Austin, Texas
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>> >Q.  What do you call an armless, legless man in the water? BOB
>> >Q.  What do you call an armless, legless man on the wall?  ART
>> >Q.  What do you call an armless, legless man on the porch? MATT
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>> A woman with one leg shorter than the other		Eileen
>> A woman with a fake leg					Peggy
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>What do you call a Japanese woman with one leg shorter than the other?
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>		Irene
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  What do you call a woman with no legs who can't walk?     CARRIE