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From: ccms@bu-cs.UUCP (Mick Scully)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Armless, legless jokes (may be offensive (no ROT))
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Date: Wed, 3-Apr-85 10:52:56 EST
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Posted: Wed Apr  3 10:52:56 1985
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>Q.  What do you call an armless, legless man in the water?
>A.  Bob.
>
>Q.  What do you call an armless, legless man on the wall?
>A.  Art.
>
>Q.  What do you call an armless, legless man on the porch?
>A.  Matt.
>
>Any more out there?
>
>-- 

Q.  What do you call an armless, legless man waterskiing?
A.  Skip

Q.  What do you call an armless, legless man sitting in a hole?
A.  Phil

Q.  What do you call an armless, legless man sitting on a pile of leaves?
A.  Russell

Q.  What do you call an armless, legless man hanging out in the bathroom?
A.  John

Q.  What do you call an armless, legless man sitting in a mailbox?
A.  Bill

Q.  What do you call an armless, legless man sitting on top of vanilla 
    Ice Cream?
A.  Jimmy

Q.  What do you call an armless, legless man, who is used as a marital aid?
A.  Dick

Q.  What do you call an armless, legless black woman?
A.  Dot

Q.  What do you call a one armed, one legged woman?
A.  Ilene

Q.  What do you call a one armed, one legged chinese woman?
A.  Irene         
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